So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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