Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Couch. On fire.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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