it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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