Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
