Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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