barbara walters just said penis...
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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