called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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