I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
is wine microwaveable?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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