DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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