I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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