You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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