Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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