She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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