I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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