either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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