I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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