Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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