Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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