My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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