That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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