My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
ttyl tear gas
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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