I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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