Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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