dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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