yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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