That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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