She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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