ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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