I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.