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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!

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• (619): View more from California

  reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy

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  sounds legit

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• (325): View more from Texas

  suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.

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