My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.