and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.