Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina