guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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