Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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