Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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