I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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