I think my vagina is haunted
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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He told me they were just razor bumps!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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