is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My ass is underappreciated
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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