so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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