she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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