Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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