On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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