Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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