I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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