ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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