how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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