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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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