Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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