Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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