I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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