dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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