Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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