Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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