She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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