I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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