There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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