I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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