hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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