u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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